I've been awake for 20+ hrs. What does that mean? I just realized if BSB were Twilight characters, Brian would be Jake and Howie would be Edward based on the video for "Everybody". That's unsettling.
It's unsettling that you took the time to think about that.
escape the fate? dumbest band name ever. how about escape the fart. now that is a show i would go see!
what made you think it was a good idea to trust the girl that hides tequila in her backpack?
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
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Isiahs hammered. And just came in to get his skateboard and said he has to prove something. This can't end well
The look I see on guys faces when they realize my nipples are pierced remind me of when my mom used to come home from the grocery store and surprise me with poptarts.
the fire alarm went off. we werent sure whether to leave or turn the music up louder
Just because I tried to backhand you with a fist full of cash does not make me violent
Part of my treatment is getting high and having sex with 22 year olds. I have a prescription!
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Didn't get carded at the bar. We're getting wasted and then walking over to Bass Pro Shops to watch the indoor ducks swim around. And possibly buying a tent.
DOMA is dead. I'm definitely going to be the last of our friends to get married now.
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
i just need to find someone who enjoys eating frozen waffles as much as I do. It will be perfect.
She called to tell me she just hooked up with my crush...and that he talked about me...not sure if I should be pissed or excited?
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