hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
Just lost my virginity while listening to rick astley. torn between horror and jubilation
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
how do you wash the taste of whore out of your mouth?
just found the land before time on youtube... I'm so fucked for finals
I wonder if I could sublet my bathtub to anyone.
Did I at antime last saturday slip away and sign up for a prayer circle?
Still want to know how you got back last night? Two Campus Security Officers carried you in around 430. Your pants were around your ankles.
I hate Sailor Jerry.
WHEN THE FUCK DID MCDONALD'S DECIDE TO QUIT SERVING BURGERS AT 1:00AM?
I would peed on everything
I think if wine wasn't a thing I'd give up on life.
Question. There's no better feeling than clean shaven balls. Do girls get that too?
Do you remember the guy that smelled like hot dogs?
How do you say, "I love you, but i prefer sex with someone else." in a good way? Ponder that over a jack and coke and get back to me.
we are the best best friends ever. You had sex in an ice cream truck I had sex in a fire truck
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
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