But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
new hobby: convincing random sorority girls around campus that we hooked up last weekend. i'm 2 for 5.
no sex. but he left me weed, so almost as good.
his tattoo said carpe diem which i thought was ironic considering his epilepsy
So two questions...why am I covered in muffins and are there pictures of this.
this whole plan B standoff thing with her is really starting to make me nervous
Tranny group. Dance off. Horse hair and dicks swinging. I. Cant. Unsee. This.
It was so cute that he apologized for getting cum on my couch. If he realized how many guys had cum on that couch in the past year, he wouldn't have touched my vagina with a 10-ft pole.
I passed out and slept in my car. Now I feel like a hungover zoo animal. Look and laugh people, look and laugh.
I could probably be laying here naked and he'd still be more interested in this thunderstorm
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
I feel like people expect me to always be a sarcastic, shade throwing drunk. And you know me, I hate to disappoint.
Ex-boyfriend shit on a ping pong table at a party last night. Taking "party pooper" to a whole new level.
Im goin to jail bro ill talk to u sun
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