I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
i wish i had the videos of us pissing on him last night.
Just woke up next to our cab driver from last night. Please tell me this isn't happening.
His fuck buddy just got fake tits and wants him to 'come break them in.' I need his life.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
well hes been the bathroom for like 15 mins so he either feels comfortable enough to puke/ shit in my apartment or he escaped out the window
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Bone him for me, BONE HIM TWICE FOR ME.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
Which sister was it? The one I accidentally hit when my shoe flew off or the one I ate candy off of when we were high?
Who else has a jello penis in their fridge?!
He dicked me, fed me creme brulee, and didn’t make a big deal out of me causing a flood to come outta my vagina
Marry him NOW
Well she's 'call Wayne Gretzky a whore' drunk so you tell me.
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