I too understand the importance of cheesy bread
totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
You were playing beer pong by yourself. Finally someone took the ball and threw it into the bonfire. You sat by it, cried, and contemplated how to get it out. For 45 minutes.
my desire to fuck abstract ideas (bravery, love, popsicls,,) increases by 8bajillion% when I'm high
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No see this is how It goes: guys will fuck virgin girls. But girls don't really want to fuck virgin guys. So you're good have no fear.
Just got the orientation leader spot. For the first two days, I will be one of the best looking guys on campus. The freshman girls will be so disappointed they settled for me when everyone else comes back.
So I came home baked last night and made about 60% of my jeans into jorts...
He played pinball with my ovaries. He won.
Just to be a PITA after I die, my will leaves 1 cent to each of my FB friends. I hate my lawyer.
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Like please, take your microdick and try to stick it someplace else. It is not welcome in my world.
Just used my flashlight app to find a gummy lifesaver I dropped on the floor
I like how you're utilizing your resources
He caught a cramp during sex and I was like "do you want me to get you a banana?" And he responded with "I'll give you a banana" and kept going. I'm marrying him.
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
Babe, I'm gunna be straight with you. When you act like a dick it makes me regret not fucking my manager last week.
He’s older
Like “has a job and pays his bills” older or “still watches porn on DVD because he can’t figure out the Internet” older?
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