So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
We need to either drink and not go to waffle house or go to waffle house and not drink. I need to know which is causing these shits.
Just saw a porn entitled "Nad Biter". Redheads are now forever out of the picture.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
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She barfed in the corner of the baby pool. Then she yelled "it's okay" repeatedly while trying to scoop it out.
It's official. The summoning powers of my vagina are unmatched by anything in this world.
do you remember yelling at the waitress that you were a power bottom?
Is "you left your socks here, please come get them" a good way of saying "come fuck me?"
She seriously spent 30 minutes trying to make balloon animals out of my limp dick...
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Exactly.
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Can I send you a picture of my penis? I feel like it looks really good right now and I need someone to share it with
drinking vodka, listening 2 smh at 530am slow cooking beef stew. you'll enjoy the stew and worry abt me in the morning. bon apatite
my mom talks about my drinking like its a problem and yet this morning she fills me a solo cup with champagne for the shower.
Grandma cant send me 4 lbs of gummi bears and expect me not to soak them in some sort of alcohol
well we woke up in different beds than the ones we originally fell asleep in, you were butt naked, and your boyfriend was sleeping on a cot in the middle of the kitchen. that might be why he's mad.
How ironic... opening your legs for closure.
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