You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
I don't believe in a God but I'm almost positive I just shit out the devil.
i love my job...i have craft hour at my desk w twizzlers
can u grab me a application
just realized I'm too high to take the plastic off a slice of cheese....
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This was worse than the time that I shot a bald eagle.
found a half eaten roll befind my toilet today. my birthday just keeps popping up.
Shots and making dong molds for my gf's friends. Typical Monday night activities.
I'm covered in egg mcmuffin wrappers and my room smells like dead hooker.
Well Apparently I went to piss out my window last night, woulda been ok if I opened the window or the blinds.
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Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
Literally had to stick my hands in my pants and hold my butt cheeks together while driving
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I just quit my job so I could get dick this weekend. I'm pretty sure my need for dick is much more important than the customers' needs.
22 is way too old to still be having "thank god I think I'm getting my period" days
hell no. i was not wasting my two tears of virginity on him.
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