I just Googled "how to lose weight but still be an alcoholic."
Just caught my bro jerking off to a lane Bryant catalog
i just funneled a beer through a mask n snorkel.. can you check that off my bucket list..
He said he had a gf but the monogamy was "only implied".
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all i remember is stealing his cheesepuffs and shaving my vagina in the hotel lobby
he said that weed should be legal but that particular bong shouldn't be. i stared at a clock for an hour and a half after i ripped. so logically, i completely agree.
If a man doesnt have the ability to fuck you well on a small climbing wall, I don't think he deserves you.
I took a few sips of my hugeee bottle of liquid Vicodin and smoked my one hitter and now I'm going thru my attic like Indiana Jones
Whiskey dick has taught us to be smart with our time.
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She literally took off her shirt and ran out of the bar. When she ran back she smashed into the glass door with her face....That's got to be the best way to celebrate your 30th.
Just got to Evans to buy weed. His mom showed up unannounced. Now the three of us are chillen. Super.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Apparently I give handjobs in my sleep. So that's interesting.
you know its getting late when the "nevers" are turning into "maybe"
He was eating me out on a picnic table on the frame lake trail and right after I came, a group of hikers walked around the corner. Stood up just in time
And this is one of the many reasons why you need a car.
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