Omg Kevin Jonas is engaged!!!!!!
Omg really? To who. Gay marriage is only legal in like 3 states.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
is it too much to get a jumbo margarita in a sippy cup right now?
found a cell phone. in the freezer. wrapped in bologna. explain?
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
Yeah... I was considering changing that part but the boxed wine is non-negotiable.
Just had a horrible realization. I've fucked a guy with a webbed foot AND a guy with a third nipple.
Come over. We have tacos... And girls who took their clothes off. But mainly, tacos.
You may be in san diego, but I just watched a guy in a wheelchair sing walking in memphis for karaoke. Check and mate.
I tried to break it off with the married one. He offered to pay off my car.
The side bitch struggle is real.
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
I couldn't find my hair brush so I just brushed my hair with a cat brush. I should not be dating.
He showed up with a hearse full of beer and is currently shooting pumpkins with a flare gun. Who gives a shit if he's a furry. We need to party with him more often.
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
i’n just gonna forge ahead, gag reflex be DAMNED.
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