Yep, it's a dick on our front door. Intentional?
Whatever my ex gf's roomates talked shit about me so I jizzed in their shampoo bottle one night
they had a keg party to fund her abortion.
last night i found out that about 5 of my friends audio recorded us having sex through the bedroom door, then auto tuned it in the tpain app on his iphone.
He was pretty wasted I guess, but the crippled guy threw the first punch it was awesome
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I'm drunk at McDonald's in a fairy costume at 10 am nearly two weeks after Halloween. I don't think the Ohio State fans get it.
he was once again the drunkest girl at the party
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
We left the bar and you kept yelling "ONWARD SCION, TO GLORY!!"
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
So I can officially say that someone has licked whipped cream off my nipples. Go senior year
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
Passed out in someones front yard last night. Got woke u?p by a lady walking her dog at 6am. Rock bottom.
I’m not saying you’re wrong, I’m just saying he’s denying what you’re saying.
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