maybe if you didn't yell 'buh duh duh da duh da dats all folks' when you came she wouldn't have left last night
I'm eating my dinosaur chicken nuggets in the order they would die in the food chain.
On the way home from Florida I threw up at the beginning border and ending border of 6 states. You win this year Spring Break.
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
how many thumbs am i supposed to have at one time
you found the shrooms didnt you
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Now I have to set an alarm for less than 6 hours from now to wake her up, get her showered and get her to her first day of tutoring a kid from her church. WTF is my life?
Did you know that if you chase vodka with cheap red wine it tastes exactly like college alcoholism?
I'm trying to drink up the confidence to run in public.
hold on i need to sex proof my eyelashes. thank godd for waterproof mascara
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
I made a powerpoint to trip to.
you are so studious.
Is it too early to start looking for freshmen penises to corrupt with our liquor and yoga pants?
I was just wondering the same thing! Gotta be any day now
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