im insabelyl wasted and diont know if ill yexyed tou. call me
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Was I wearing clothes when I handed you your keys. Please tell me I was wearing clothes.
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Im sweating champagne and woke up in nothing but a tuxedo jacket. What didnt go wrong last night?
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
That's actually a fantastic idea... The kinky sex dungeon will be vastly improved by the addition of a lightsaber
Bro my mom is in for two days and you can't even hold back on the drinking she said as she left i hope he doesn't always pee his pants and he is sure popular with the girls wtf
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
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The night is not complete until I am drnk and speaking to inanimate objects
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
So I'm hiding in my bathroom smoking bowls because my landlords kids came over to visit my dog... My life has reached a new low
While she was pissing on the neighbors shrubs, they threatened to call the cops...she mumbled 'don't threaten me with a good time", so to answer your question, yes she was drunk.
you ate an entire watermelon by using a CD as a spoon, then proceeded to chuck the leftovers at some dudes car...
Chaz got drunk and passed out so we superglued a kazoo to his mouth. Listening to him Panic when he woke up was fucking hilarious.
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