Its about making memories worth repressing
I just fell for a fake 50 dollar bill in a urinal. Fuck pittsburgh
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
saying that you may be able to suck the gay out of me was just my way of getting a blowjob...thank you for the valiant effort.
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
It was relaxing until your penis crawled in my ear.
I'm getting the lip of my vagina pierced & you expect ME to be the voice of reason?
It doesn't matter how many beers you've had, it's unacceptable to piss in someone's helmet after a playoff win.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
You don't know being judged until its 7:30 in the morning and you're on 2 hours of sleep halfway between drunk and hungover wearing pajama pants at an international airport while saying how proud you are that you found the airport's bar immediately and how disappointed you are that it's closed
I think my pussy is going to freeze to the ground
It makes me so happy that my local liquor store has a black lab that is there every day. Really tho - it makes the higher prices excusable.
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
Have u seen my vagina and my gorilla costume? Im in need of it.
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