dude you have to find out what a girl's name is before you sleep with her. if her name is debbie she's boring, if her name is lauren she's an overrated hoebag, if her name is meagan she gived bad head.
I am far too drunk to be making a tuna melt . There's blood EVERYWHERE.
When did we start counting Thursdays as weekends?
When we got our fake ids in grade 11, why?
I just feel like it's time to start counting wednesdays as well...
I want you to come here and listen to her climax and then tell me how funny you think it is.
I'm taking this break up pretty rough.. I've never been to sad to masturbate.
wore my lacy blue thong that says "hello there" across the front today for my gynecologist appointment. I live to make people uncomfortable
yea, there's something about a stripper whipping you with your own belt that makes you think
The bouncer was being really rude for no reason. Steph PICKED him up and physically MOVED him from our path on the way out.
Well thats the pro of going out drinking with a pro body builder. Even if its a girl.
BEST FEELING EVER: Standing in a hot fucking shower, while super baked, while eating a cookie.
You eat cookies in the shower?
Honestly, if you can handle putting socks on you can handle a condom.
Why did this happen to me why did I have to meet him if I could go back in time I never would have grabbed his dick
Spending Thanksgiving making a swinging profile brings the day to a whole new level...
My dry spell starts kindergarten this fall...
They grow up so fast.
Let's put it this way. Mom is bringing me a new shirt and I smell like lube.
I AM OFFICIALLY LICENSED TO BE A LESBIAN
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