im sitting at a bagel shop wearing a princess crown hungover and have a sweater that is not mine.
Walk of Shame time yet?
Dude she's 6"2, blonde and on the cheerleading team. I look like Seth Rogen's fatter, unfunny brother. What shame am I supposed to be feeling?
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Hes still not moving. At what point does 'hungover' become 'hospital-time?'
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Isn't that the only thing she's good at? Complaining and blow jobs?
You ordered a "mcblizzard" and yelled @ the worker for false advertisement because she didn't flip your "mcblizzard" upsidedown. You wanted it free. I'd say mcdonalds daytime workers need to be trained in dealing with daytime drunks too. She didn't know what to do.
I was kind of torn between "Wow, this is awkward," and "Wow, my therapist is hung."
Due to last night I think a roommate constitution should be made. The first law will be designed to prevent any chicks below a 4 to enter the house.
He is so pussy whipped she has made him change his name to Toby
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Come on kid, foreplay is elementary stuff. It's a vagina, not a sphinx.
All I want is a wedding with a dress and a veil and where I can go and my cat can go.
Are you in a position where you can bring me some nachos?
for future reference, singing eye of the tiger outside my door while i am having sex makes me incredibly uncomfortable
apparently not uncomfortable enough for you to stop
A guy in a chewbacca suit just came up to me and asked me to buy him weed.
Happy 20th birthday! I hope you like anxiety and having your debit card declined at McDonald's!
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