Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
I can neither confirm or deny any bear related allegations right at this time.
story update. I'm locked out of my house. Walk of shame advisory extended...
Why is there a blood-covered "sorry about your stuff" note stapled to my door?
You picked a jagger girl up claimed her then walked out the door with her that was the last we saw of you
You asked her to play "the coma game" with you while hooking up, and then passed out in her bed. She couldn't wake you up so she slept on the floor.
Looks like I won that one
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
I'm gonna buy my dress an hour before wedding. You know, just to make sure it's gonna really happen.
T'would be a shame to waste that open bar though. They shouldn't do that to us. We've been having to pretend we're happy for two people who got engaged a week after they met.
They came over the loud speaker and said "no laying on the dance floor.." I thought i was dancing, but apparently that's just the way it started out.
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
I still can't believe a guy pooped in my backyard
Banged a girl last night wearing nothing but my Team USA Olympic jersey. I think it's safe to say that nut was for America.
“before I show up tits a blazing, what’s the sexual temperature here?“
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
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