He's married, but his wife isn't my neighbor so I don't feel bad about coveting him.
im just going to superglue mistletoe to my forehead and see what happens
There's guys at my school running around throwing potatoes shouting "remember the famine." makes me proud to be Irish.
At what point were we discussing suction-cupping a dildo to the wall?
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If I won't even leave the house for sex tonight. I definetly not going out for anything else.
i'm having flashbacks of crying and telling you i was made out of egg salad.
Even though we had just had to physically take her off of someones lawn she was peeing on when they came outside, she still insisted on walking unassisted the rest of the way home. It was dignity meets shit show.
Just ran into her dad at the strip club. He bought me a dance. I think i found a winner.
Also, if he asks how he's doing orally I can probably ask if we're exchanging Christmas presents?
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How many times is too many times to use the word 'fuck' in my thesis?
And he's back on taking these stupid testosterone supplements to kickstart him back into working out. And they just make him angry and horny all the time. I'm like great, just in time to meet my whole family for Christmas.
I need a beard to bite.
Is a coke binge Whole30 approved?
I complemented his smile, he sends me a dick pic. Seriously?
We keep making plans but he keeps getting arrested. Such a tease
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