i was like. eff you dude i'm 100% american. i went to a high school prom and i like springstein songs and i take rides in chevrolets.
All I seem to do lately is get myself off, take naked pictures and drink beer. I don't know if thats a good or bad thing.
alcohol turns me into mario batali of easy mac
i cant even explain all the reasons why i dont want to fuck you right now.
I dk what to do with this kid he is like legitimately interested in my life.
i was surprised by the severity of his small dick condition
I saw you sitting on top of my car trying to row back home... Did you make it?
oh my god, just saw a man throw up in a trashcan and blood came out of his nose. HES GETTING ON MY BUS. HES SITTING ACROSS FROM ME. FUCK.
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I just realized my hands still smell like your cock. Which is awesome, but I wonder if the clerk at the store appreciated it.
I feel bad. I'm the reason hand sanitizer exists.
I've been rehabbing my soul with cheese and wine lately
So I'm never gonna get to see you again?
Hopefully.
The guy I slept with in AZ just called and is moving here next week.
Instead of.being an intelligent and mature adult and dealing with my feelings I chose to get hammered and fuck flounder
Eh it happens
As long as it's more "this is where i see an issue" vs "psst.... tiddies" then i have no argument
Randomize
