i didnt like the question options for my yahoo account..so i made up the question and it was "favorite bathroom to shit in"
the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
In the middle of pouring my wine you asked me if I could hear your vibrator from my room.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
We're not in high school anymore. I'm not going to pretend to be impressed as he butchers my favorite songs on his guitar. I just wanted to get laid.
oh, so if i go friday and she's there, you are going to be my sponsor for not banging the crazy chick
bro, your right, i shouldn't feel embarrassed about taking shots from a penis-shaped ice sculpture
I accidentally walked in the wrong house but I somehow left with a chicken leg. Good fucking night.
I just want to fall into a pit of xannies and eat my way out.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
Ughh I think I'll just sit here in the dark and wallow in self-pity while drinking wine and knitting scarves for my future cats.
His mom showed up at my doorstep, begging me to take him back for him
Where do you find these people?
Hypothetically speaking, if a girl asks you to fuck her wearing only your hockey helmet, is that socially acceptable?
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