Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
You should never have let annie watch you have sex with other women
i would rim the shit out of meg ryan
going to the gym drunk. fuck whoever made basketball season and getting a spring break ready body in the same season.
The bridesmaids just went smackdown on the floor, over the bouquet. I saw nipple. Best wedding ever
Maybe he meant to say like I love fucking you? But just forgot the fucking part.. That's what I'm telling myself.
He seemed like a really nice guy. He tried to dry my shirt because someone spilled their drink on me. I think that's how I ended up topless on his dryer.
The hypnotist is here. He has a black eye and smells like tequila.
Can you check on Mike in the bathroom. It's been like 20 min.
He's fine. He's just standing at the trash can in line for another beer from the keg. Nbd.
I am going to be so excited tomorrow when I find this box of crayons in my purse
It might be whiskey, but I view Marge and Homer Simpson as something to strive for
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
The squirrels were at the front door. Dude I swear..
She deleted me on Facebook. I think it's safe to say that she knows I fucked him now.
I asked you why you bought a sword and you then replied with the greek alphabet and then tried to assure me that samurais are apart of greek life.
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