Me too. I'd like to spend all next summer high and drunk and riding ponies and boys.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
I found my old addy guy via fb who clearly understands the supply and demand curve of addy during finals so he's gonna hook me up.
We came back and there was a shotglass filled with what looks like blood. Come over soon, we're gonna try it out.
They were greeting people getting off the 48 with green beers and cheers. The one day I decide not to take the bus home...
I just tipped the cab driver with pistachio nuts. And he loved it.
It's important to establish I slept with her BEFORE we officially became cousins-in-law.
Was Mr. ROBOT good? I missed it. I just fucked dental hygienist on the trampoline in my backyard
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Nah I think he's a bit weirded out I worked out where he lives from a Facebook photo
I ended up changing her contact in my phone to "O Great Potato".
Validation I posted a good pic? The lonely fuckboys send out the booty call signal. Of course I answered the call; Gotham needs its hero.
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
My apartment stinks of burning failure
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