drunk pissing on my closed toilet lid is actually quite a sobering experience
Somebody was walking their dog with their car. seriously
despite contrary belief, getting peanut butter off your balls is not as easy as it sounds
we all know badassery is carried on the XX chromosome
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cheating on your boyfriend is the best diet ever, I've barely eaten in days. The guilt is killing me
You missed out on a serious adventure. Cops were called. We put a chicken in someones house.
Maybe if more guys knew my pillowtalk occasionally includes me scribbling notebook diagrams of cell signalling pathways, I'd get laid more often
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
She made this little rubber cap thing that looks like a brain to go on my dick. She calls it a "penis cap". Industrial design students are weird...
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
It's getting harder and harder to find People to carry her home
She shouldn't drink
Her ass is the reason I still believe in a higher power
i just found my fake in the snow. LIFE IS AWESOME
You sent me a naked picture of you as a child? How is that normal
That was the first time I ever heard of a female getting road head while driving... thanks for the memory and making me happy ending..
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
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