her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
Elton John & Lady Gaga just did a duet on the Grammies. How appropriate. He likes cock & she happens to have one.
you just kept swimming in circles and whenever someone would try and coax you out you would scream "i CANNOT drown, my brother is the supervisor of a water park!!
she blew me in the men's room in the restaurant. it was a french bistro, so it was okay
well at that point we were just fucking to keep warm.
i'm sure god appreciates how great my boobs look during this fine christmas eve mass
We had sex under a tree in his boss's backyard, then I hooked up with his best friend. I don't even care how I got home.
i need to stop celebrating other people's birthdays like they are m own.. my body can't handle a birthday every week
I just found out that order of 30 Beefy 5-Layers last weekend has achieved legendary status among the Taco Bell employees. Is there a Stoner Achievement for that?
I have fuck me eyes 4/5 people agree. It's like doctors or dentists but with ppl who have lots of sex and know these things.
I think the lady at jack in the box started crying when we put in our order.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
He really is. Owns his own house and has more than one towel!
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