Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
You can't have hate sex in a hallway!!
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
i've been fucking this guy since february and just found out he might be uncircumsized. currently google image searching to confirm.
What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
Why can't it ever be the normal ones that stalk me?
I just want a pillowcase full of fast food so I can eat and sleep this hangover away
If you take a couple more shots you won't even know he's a mormon that drives a mini van.
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
Alcohol won't break your heart. I mean, unless it's all gone maybe
Now i know i wasnt that drunk... So why are there texts of me volunteering for a nude photo shoot for an art major student?
Fuuuuuck dude, he’s got #Excel in his Facebook bio; I’m screaming
just went home with a guy that made fun of me in elementary school. this blow job is not going well for him.
There were a lot of gay moments in between the Strippers and coke
so on the street and some kid is chanting "cheeseburger, cheeseburger, cheeseburger!" while pumping his fist in the air. i agree.
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