he said no girl had ever swallowed his cum before
he probably also told you he thought u were pretty
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
U shoulda just taken her to a stall and banged her and let me watch the game. Some friend u r.
I'll still trying to understand the context of your "punch her with my cock" comment.
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
We don't really communicate like that.
Communicate like what?
Communicate like people who want to see each other when their genitals are inside their pants.
Good morning sunshine. Care to hear the riveting tale of Michelle and the Almost Great Night That Ended In An Early Morning of Karma Emptying It's Bowels On Her Guilty Shoulders?
I just got caught impersonating a t-Rex by my boss. Sadly he wasn't fazed by my behavior and acted like it was normal.
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
I just shaved my pubes into a heart shape. if that doesn't scream romantic idk what does
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Last night I drank three beers and threw up in a tree house. I am ashamed.
Alcohol. Making me feel good about myself since 2008
you said you were going to the bathroom. we found you an hour later laying in the backyard clutching a bottle of vodka while singing the beatles and crying
You were so drunk, you kept telling everyone you had a platinum vagina.
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