Why don't you ever send me any naked pics
my penis was classy and tasteful, i don't know what her problem was.
the star wars geek is hitting on me, and is talking about his lightsaber. need back up NOW
I remember going home with 2 girls. Woke up with 4.
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Kelly went into her room with Dave, but is moaning Tommy...
She gave him a lap dance on the glass table. You can guess how that ended
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
So burnt out. Like weed hangover. And someone just fell through the ceiling outside of my class. How's your morning going?
getting busted for public urination is like, a step above j-walking. you'll be fine
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He started a convo with me by saying that we went to high school together and then recommended I try meth.
I shit you not. Dude complemented me for being meme savvy. You could drown a toddler in my panties right now.
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Idk if I deserve a medal or a one way ticket to hell
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
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