Pat told us he showed us his penis because he's "a nice guy".
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
Just role played anchorman. And yes, I did take her to pleasure town.
sticking your finger down your throat to make yourself throw up is bulimia, not morning sickness, so no, I don't think you're pregnant.
Well, if your day started with strippers, then we're tied. Otheriwse, I'm winning.
That taco smell coming from your belly button was a huge turnoff
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
Did I show you my penis last night?
He said I gave him the best head he's ever had and I bowed. I BOWED.
it went well until I said "me" instead of "my" and he kept sexting me in character as a pirate
LOOK, I was 19, and I made a lot of choices with my crotch which I'm weirdly proud of
Yes dear.
Currently eating Dominos at the bar high as shit so that's how homework is going
I'm still questioning who dropped me off last night. So successful wedding?
All she has to do is text me and my dick gets hard. She asked how my day was going and it got hard.
I cant tell you how much harder a belt makes hoeing
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