Holy cold harsh reality of sobriety batman
Yea went to the bars and he called me 2 hours later with random people saying he is at a place that i don't think exists
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
i just saw that homeless guy who dresses like the cat in the hat at the liquor store. i guess he got enough change to have a good weekend. oh the places he'll go
Remember when you tried to pay that stripper to cry on stage?
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
I went to look at my notes for my take home final and all I had written was 'you're on E. You won't remember a damn thing anyway.'
Don't you judge us. Sockets make ideal bowls
I think you should just bang him and get it out of your system.
That's what you say about everyone.
I don't know if we can compare high school reunions anymore. The keg stands started before 7.
I am taking a candle lit bath, blasting some tupac and smoking a fat bowl. This is how every night should end. Did you go take a piss in his car yet?
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
got the runs at the club last night. wondering when it'll be safe to show my face again.
I see more hoeing in ur future
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