I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
I meant the "stage" gay, Not the "bend me over and call me Gary" gay.
remember what we learned. dont lure girls w/ food at the bar. u dont want those ones
We shoved chex mix between her tits for her own survival.
he was holding the bottle like a running back yelling for security and the national guard as he was being tackled
you were trying to convince me that you weren't drunk by grabbing my shoulders, looking deeply into my eyes and saying "i can see your sparkle"
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
his finger was half off and he was more concerned that he wasnt at home shooting cucumbers out of his potato gun.
He said he wanted to start giving out "sex souvenirs". I got a poster with a penguin on it.
People were staring and acting all judgmental and offended... Like they've never seen anyone breastfeed in a liquor store.
You're like Jane Goodall in a forest of gay men. Someday your autobiography will be called "Bottoms in the Mist".
Maybe I can find a straight girl rehab camp, like the opposite of those degaying camps, where they teach me how to love the ladies instead
Omg. I would pay ALL OF THE MONEY for that camp.
I'm getting high with a 50 year old car wash guy. Enough said.
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
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