By getting ready I mean putting baby powder in my hair and possibly changing my pajamas to another pair of pajamas
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
I wish guys would just cum water 'cause you don't have to worry about being pregnant and it'd be like a squirt gun fight
you told the bartender not to open the bottle because you were gonna put it in your purse in case you get cut off later
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
He tried to cuddle with me after we hooked up and i just looked at him and said why are you still here?
somehow a sneeze triggered me puking over everyone in the car
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
Bartender at the wedding asked if he was making my drinks too strong. I laughed at him.
In the world of sexual, erotic texting, you rank somewhere between "how much teeth do you want" and "how dry do you want it"
Wait also totally unrelated but can horses sit down?
I just tried to picture one and I don't think they can cause I can't envision it
I think if my mom ever finds out about my nipple piercings I'll just be like "mom, tbh it's a sex thing"
i dont know the whole gay terminator look is really hot on him
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
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