even the sluttiest version of myself will not go down on him
everyone who works at gamestop is basically destined to live with their parents for the rest of their lives... so i said no.
Hey I never found my wallet but i did find a bag of 14 soft taco supremes
I have your wallet. Trade you for the tacos.
i keep seeing random pieces of my outfit all around town.
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I wonder if you can snort coke upside down
I just fell down my stairs. I know that you are 6 hours away but please come pick me up. I promise I will still be here on the stairs.
My motherfucking vibrator ran out of batteries right when I was about to orgasm. It's like he's possessed everything sexual in my life and has compelled it to NOT SATISFY ME.
but how can he casually chat with my father 8 hours after asking me if i'm a screamer
I need to reevaluate. My boss gave me drug money. I overslept on my couch. And I had my student teacher go to McDonald's and get an egg mcmuffin for me.
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Are you going to eat tacos off the floor again?
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
I drunkenly texted ur dad last night telling him he raised great kids hahahahaha
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
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