so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
we made out inside of a kiddie slide for about 20 mins. it was the sexiest, most suffocating experience I've ever had
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
She passed out in his mom's bed and when we went to go get her she went 'no its cool I live here'.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
Oh my god. That was the best half-hour of my life that didn't involve genitals.
i fell into a bathtub last night and broke the fall with my forehead. my forehead is bruised
Eating chips and sending nudes. This is my life.
Let's be honest I'm gonna watch murder she wrote and eat taquitos at three am
Bjs and tacos. That's my life.
A condom was pulled out of your vagina by a doctor today I do not think you can pull off "closet" hoe anymore
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
no fucks will be given and no pants will be worn
i'll bring the vodka
Randomize
