he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
i feel like you're just hanging onto the edge of functioning wino.
He said I was almost as good as the wheel chair sex he had the night before. Apparently I just cant compete with 4 wheels
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Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I walked into my house with my pants inside out, no shoes and a limp. My mom asked me if I had fun but I passed out before I could reply...
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
Have you considered sword swallowing? Something about that bj tells me you could make a it a career.
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Ladies don't puke and tell
I AM A GOOD PERSON AND THEREFORE I DESERVE QUALITY DICK!
Just in case you blacked out, we had sex, you came in me, we need plan B, we fell off your top bunk, broke your roommates chair, i still like you, but i'm in pain and am going to bed
I told him I lived in the apartment beside his brother and he said "oh, you're the girl that watches really loud porn!"
Every time I see this chick she's swimming naked at a pool party. That's gotta mean something right?
I miss the pre Covid days when we could meet men in bars. Hitting on guys in the grocery store is just depressing
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