Well listen chief - never again do i want the scenario of going to the ER totally naked and partially drunk to b a possibility.
last night I thought his shirt said yale... but this morning it definitely says old navy.
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
I know I hit you with my car but people express love in different ways. Everyone is different.
I'm listening to bach and watching porn,is that a sign of depression?
Quite the contrary. Sophistication.
Stand up sex. Extremely, extremely difficult. I now know how pointe dancers feel.
I send out my deepest condolences for seeing my ass last night.
Hooked up with a guy dressed as Miss Frizzle last night... Asked if I could ride his Magic School Bus
Someone broke in while we were at the bars, window is shattered but nothing got taken
Noone broke in, matt tried to pull a tyrese and punch through the window... were at the hospital.
His brother just asked him in all seriousness if it would be cool if they became eskimo brother brothers.
I just love that a strip club has taco Tuesday.
I found a briefcase foll of fireworks in my old bedroom...that's an appropriate thing to bring to a wedding, right?
Look man if you're looking for a voice of reason, you're talking to the wrong woman.
I still judge her for aggressively trying to get coke from my date but pretty cool that she's a black belt
I found condoms in the back yard from you and your boyfriend. My house isnt a motel
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