I'm not really sure actually. until I fell in love with a boy (which was just a few weeks ago) I thought my attraction to men was purely physical.
so you were gay...and then you realized you were EVEN MORE gay
I've eaten cheese dip for three consecutive meals. I think I need to branch out.
just put an icicle in the bong. best/worst idea ever. i think i can taste global warming right now.
his roommates said i can move in if i promise to only drink tequila the rest of the semester. challenge accepted.
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
And then I asked the bartender for my third shot and he told me he had to cut me off at two because this was in fact a family fun center
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
It's not that I even wanna fuck these guys anymore, just cuddle that's all. My conscience has never been so proud.
I feel like my life just hangs in the balance of "Yeah I'm probably not doing this right"
Was it cause you feel bad for the ridiculousness my vagina goes through because same
Does this cleavage amount say, “Fuck it, I’m over dating, let’s just fuck?”
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
I just took a picture of Austin's dick wearing a hat. Except its not a hat it's a DayQuil cap.
So some guy thought I took second place in a male stripper competition
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