Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
tonight's goal was "most regrettable decision" and you bring wine coolers?
I need to remember that good judgment goes out the window after the 7th shot and the 3rd Lady GaGa song.
Sleepwalking naked until I was 12 made it so much easier to get away with drinking at moms now.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
going to class with no bra.. is that saying "i don't give a fuck i'm one hour away from thanksgiving break?"
it's not like i was drunk to the point of NEEDING help...i just wanted someone to offer to hold my hair or something.
It's annoying. I only date people who are 6 foot 3, drug dealers, or 2 years older than me.
Listen I know you hate her for what she did but this is getting our of hand. Please please tell me where you hid her wedding dress.
I remember us getting kicked out of the bar, but neither of us know why. We woke up next to chicken bones on a plate with spoons, and my car has mud all over it including places where feet shouldn't be, like the speakers on the car door.
I still have the video of you three making soup in my kitchen and asking random people for permission DURING the party, not after like usually
Don't remember, didn't happen
I HAVE THE VIDEO YOU DICK IT HAPPENED
Friends don't let friends go vibrator shopping alone.
I'm pretty sure the Bible says "He who is most sober may cast the first stone."
She texted me this morning asking why all of her house pillows were inside her mini-van.
So thats where i built my buckingham palace
Hahaha. I'm so high, this is gonna be so intense. Even the DVD menu scared the shit out of me.
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