Obv we're gonna bbm each other in bed
Just fell off a train. Bad.
what if I'm pregnant?
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I think we should involve a squid next time we fuck.
u kno there is a reason i dont tell mi friends about u
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My parents just checked my browsing history and now think I'm addicted to porn and am a necrophiliac. 1: I know it was you. 2: You're so dumped, that shit is sick.
I'm in the library if you wanna come give me library head.
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
Have $25 to my name but it's $2 pitchers. I have no choice but to go.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
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Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I'm getting kicked out of the place we're at. They don't like ketchup on their walls..
He also complimented my butt. High praise coming from a boob guy.
I'm glad there seems to be a general consensus regarding your ass
Has anyone ever blacked out at an art show your dad brought you to?
I've decided if you aren't here in fifteen minutes I'm leaving you for Mario the 75 year old Colombian bartender.
She asked me if I could do that to her every single time. I said nope. sometimes it's better.
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