hey can i ask you a kinda weird question?
i know what the question is. yes they are bigger, and no i did not get plastic surgery
he recorded me cumming with the t-pain app on his iphone
The guy at McDonald's just told us there is no flash photography allowed.
Oh well. haha. i couldn't really understand what she was saying. i just nodded a lot. i guesss she found that sexy.
gotta love spring break
gotta love slutty girls from the south
I'm already mentally preparing myself for the fact that I'll probably be sleeping next to a toilet.
Just had to pull out another loan to pay for that public drunkenness citation. I am so ready to graduate.
I WALKED myself out of breath. And I'm lost I'm a Tim Hortons parking lot. That's how hungover I am.
I know you all think its cute to drop me off in a different state when I black out, but I can't wake up in family campgrounds asking where I am. These parents are scared.
Haha! You know I mean that in a positive way. Like, "let them eat cake!" Or in our case, "let them achieve obesity from the two entree plate at Panda Express!"
So, what my linguistics project should really be called is "I happen to sleep/makeout with a lot of bilinguals and am now using them to help me graduate"
We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
I think you are severely overestimating being able to get your lingerie back by posting the lyrics of Irreplaceable
I just ate a handful of salt
I thought this was a good idea
I made out with 4 out of 4 girls I was out with last night, I'm pretty sure everyone knows I'm a lesbian by now
I have no idea what happened last night but I sobered up whilst showering with a mop.
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