i just saw a man dusting the fake palm trees at the mall
...welcome to nebraska
it feels like my vag is blowing bubbles
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
Even DaVinci knew it was gay to draw the penis big. Thanks art history
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i just sold a bong and some oregano to fifth graders for sixty dollars. doing something tonight?
eat the baked goods on the counter at your own risk... i made them while i was angry and drunk so they most likely have pubes in them
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
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The water at the venue tasted HORRIBLE so I just kept drinking booze. It was like the medievals.
it was good, but also weird. like, i came four times and then cried weird.
Tuesday Boozeday turned into What-the-fuck-were-you-thinking Wednesday real fast.
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
And now, by the power vested in me by the state of intoxication, I now pronounce you fucking awesome.
Of course my parents remember you. You showed them your tits
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