i just walked outside for a cigarette and three men walked by in glitter heels and gold shiny thongs. god i love chicago
I couldn't deal, she's a vegetarian. Every woman should like a little meat in their mouths.
Nights of college: 1. Virgins: 1. Yes.
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
well yea, now i know i won't get hair in my teeth...
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
we just did breakfast shots, I have a black eye and savage garden is on . Best weekend ever
He has crabs, not bed bugs. I recommend incoporating a clinic on this mornings walk of shame route.
I feel like tequila heightens the sense of my nipples.
She greeted me with a new giants jersey and an opening day blowjob. this is true love.
there's a guy pushing a keg up the street in a shopping cart. you have to love graduation
I'll even give you a complementary welcome blowjob.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I've been called an asshole for a lot of things in my life, but I never thought it would be because of potatoes
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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