Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
One can only hope that this night would end with my thumb in another humans rectum.
Since when do you wear a bracelet?
Not a bracelet. Half a pair of handcuffs
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
I whipped my shit out and she just stared at it with a mean face. It was like a face off in a heavyweight boxing fight.
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
i had an epiphany while laying on the driveway for 5 hours yesterday.
i realized i waste a lot of time
Successfully put eye drops in while driving with my glasses on. Stoner level: expert
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I got his number because he was "impressed with how much I could handle"...I was chasing shots with Olive Garden breadsticks...
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
You know you're high when you find yourself sitting on the floor with the refrigerator door open, talking to various foods. Hand gestures and all.
you blew the guy with all the harry potter paraphanelia didn't you
I see more hoeing in ur future
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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