I think I just need to sleep with both of them to see which I want to date.
You just went from promiscuous to slut in 3.2 seconds.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
You would be married by May if you put half as much energy into getting straight guys as you do into getting gay guys
Did you seriously take investment advice from our coke dealer?
I just remember going to take a piss and looking down on the floor and thinking "that looks comfortable" and then I was out.
You told her that she shouldn't be allowed to wear clothes then when her roommate asked if you like her you said "no I just want to insert things into her"
I stand by it.
Our night has progressed to doing coke off a laundry machine through a parking ticket
i took a magical journey through the park for about two hours. it was amazing and everything was fantastical. i have been informed someone babysat me through that shit.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
Dinner at 5, shrooms at 10.
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Got kicked out of the club and woke up at a frat house. Good night? Couldn't tell you. I got a date out of it I'm glad someone thinks my drinking problem is cute.
We're both fucking guys named Frank. Our friendship was meant to be.
you made the house rule that every time you'd say "yay" everyone had to drink.
that explains so much
This is the weekend we were supposed to be in Vegas making bad decisions hoping no one got VD, not stuck at home for the 900th day in a row
Randomize
