Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
capris are just wrong
its like "what can i possible wear to make myself look short and fat? Oh I know!!"
life is sad when you just turned 21 and youre doing late night rogaine runs...
you were drinking a pitcher of what you called "16 loko" and making everybody guess what the secret ingredient was
You started a dance party so that you could steal their vodka and shouted "sailors out!"
He deleted all his profile pics with her. It was like the bat signal for single women everywhere.
Dear, was it your thong we found wrapped around my hairbrush next to Rachel's bed? Please explain.
Please. I don't care how shitty his fake life story was. As horny as I was I just wanted the prettiest man possible in case I accidentally got pregnant. He had blue eyes.
THIS TIME TOMORROW MY VAG IS GONNA BE BRAND SPANKING NEW.
Oh, and apparently I was butt ass naked and walked into the room where anna was skyping her dude in afghanistan and said "This is happening."
Met Dan at the park for lunch and the guy parked next to us was getting a BJ the entire time. Way to make me feel like an inadequate girlfriend, random park skank. All Dan got was a double cheeseburger and a large iced tea...
The only thing I had in my freezer before today was patron and cheese.
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
He said he loved me more than Kel loves orange soda
the result of growing up in the '90's
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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