just to let you know I saw you texting some Kim chick, and facebook saying she's ugly... good job you're gay now
I just chased the everclear with Listerine...I think I found my new chaser!
you smelled like vodka, i think that's why my grandma liked you
but you must be fair and judge his penis by normal penis standards and not let your vision be clouded by the rare gem of a penis you have recently encountered
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she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
I walked in and all four of you were covering your heads under the blanket singing waterslides in unison.
He walks in. We each have a tiki torch. We say, the tribe has spoken. We put his out and then stab him with it.
My mouth is so dry that I'm about to put a straw in a jar of Vaseline and chug. This all addi diet definitely has its ups and downs.
I've found myself wondering why I WASN'T naked before, but I generally always know why I am naked. Except now. WHY THE FUCK ARE WE ALL NAKED
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It will be interesting
Isn't that your life's motto?
If we try hard enough and believe in ourselves, we can still make it to Wendy's before they close
I'm not coming to work today because tequila
Well, I told him that it's not all about him. Then I gave him the best blow-job in the history of blow-jobs.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
I have never in my life been turned down for sex until this weekend.
Welcome to my everyday.
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