I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
Alex, there's no such thing as a fancy sex store.
does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Charles is a playa. And I don't mean the spanish word for beach.
the girl sitting next to me in class is using her birth control box as a ruler
Explain to me how it was that you spent the entire night playing pool with three lesbians and did not get a foursome out of it.
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
She's opening her family birthday cards at the bar. So we can pay our tab. Bitches wrote checks :(
i'm gonna crowd surf you onto his dick
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
Note to self: never fuck a Canadian, surprisingly highly disappointing
My good Christian morals say no, but my complete disregard of anything related to religion says yes
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
So, do I need to remind you to keep it classy tonight?
No, because if you have to be reminded it isn't classy.
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