he just said he was sorry he wasnt been able to come by more often coz things are really crazy with that girl
you mean his girlfriend
she uses ice cubes and hums anything I want. Last night was Welcome to the jungle. it wasnt lost on me shes a puma. no shame in that 30+ game.
It makes me feel uncomfortable and unsafe when he licks my pants
Where else am I to apply my creativity?
I don't know. Anywhere productive and not involving sex toys would be a start.
yes we did fuck in his chapter room. yes it was demeaning. and yes, they probably will discuss it at chapter tonight.
Somewhere between catching the stove on fire and not being aware of it being on fire while I'm in the living room. I drank too much.
We all know tonight is going to end like every other night with you. drunk, pantless and confused. Dont try to switch things up.
Next time he asks to wax your nipple while you're passed out I promise I'll be sober enough to intervene.
Dad, is it in any way illegal for me to run around throwing handfuls of lucky charms at people tomorrow?
you're kidding right?
This is embarrassing but i think i might have left my fake tooth at your house on your night stand.
You went to the animal party as a hoodrat. You won the most creative costume contest.
i think i just asked a donut if it was ok
All I know is I was bleeding, she was bleeding, we stole someone's Lucky Charms, and then I made you guys order a pizza
so like what it comes down to is do I wanna look like a boss ass bitch or do I wanna masturbate.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
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