dude i just saw the hottest 13 year old but she was kinda ghetto.
Your favorite bartender is back from prision
She made Precious look like a solid 6.5.
I passed out and woke up with my pockets full of Lucky Charms cereal and chocolate coins. Another successful St Pattys Day.
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I just threw up during my phone interview for the largest PR firm in the world.
I just realized I'm not towing a trailer. I thought this whole drive home I was towing a trailer. Wow too high
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Just found out my ex boss was running a whore house in the bar. Time to remove her as a reference?
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
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Booty calls should never involve the cops.
I'm pretty sure the guy on the dance floor with crutches just smacked me in the butt with one. Do you think he's flirting?
My neck is sore from all the headbanging. And I can't tell the difference between the jello stains and cum stains.
Nice girl until she takes off the fake human suit and shows you the flesh eating demon she truly is
He was talking about his friends deceased ferret and I still managed to orgasm.
Now THAT is dedication!
He fucked me harder than I've ever been fucked before and afterwards he started crying and profusely apologizing to god and baby Jesus for his sin.
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