the jail released me with 39 mardi gras beads. I need details.
he only lasted 2 minutes. he said it was because i was so pretty. i'm not sure what to feel right now.
Drunk, high, and in a taco costume. Wish you were here.
she did the YMCA with her lgs... i think she forgot she wasnt wearing any underwear
I'm coming over to use your dick. I need to take my aggression out on something. Hope that's cool.
I'm just gonna go nail your roommate after we break up anyway.
What happened to chicks over dicks?
That rule does not apply to 9 inch dicks..
All the girls at the party had American flag thongs on... Pretty impressed with coordination seeing as how impromptu this event was
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
How did I roll 7 times this month and survive?\nI must be some sort of ecstasy goddess
One day this summer I just wanna get blown under the hot sun all day.
Deal. Roof-top 69 on Saturday, July 20th. I've got it in my calendar.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
I find it weird that you'll let me in your vagina, but not your house
Why is my belly button ring in my ear
I’ve got a sex swing and lube, he’s not going anywhere soon
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