:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
he got instantly turned off in the middle of a blowjob when he heard the news "twilight beat the blockbuster record of batman"
your youtube search consisted of "food slideshow" and "the angry beavers"
My favorite part was when he stopped, looked up in the middle of performing oral sex and asked, "you did know it was Arbor Day, right?"
Hate is such a strong word! I prefer to think that you strongly dislike me due to the honesty I show towards your routine shortcomings of success in life.
Saved a life and got us a free vacuum cleaner (and learned vacuum is not spelled "vacumn"). Get on my level.
Do you think I shall pursue this journey to the center if the dick?
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
Was I at least a good cuddler? Like at least honorable mention?
Can't find our DD
He's backstage giving the strippers foot massages.They kidnapped him the moment he walked thru the door.
I just want to give face wipes a shout out for being there when im too tired or high to wash my face at night
The only person more miserably hungover from the party is the dog, and that's because he ate some balloons
I'm on the Coaster ride of shame, currently sitting across two nice old ladies smelling like condoms.
What kind of sociopath goes to sleep at 9pm when I clearly need attention
yeah i ran into him at the bar at 11pm. he started talking about engineering and the next thing i know it's 4am and i'm naked on top of him.
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