do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
if you could put a roof over IU campus it would be the biggest whorehouse in the nation
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
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According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
I woke up to a text that said, "I can see you but can't get in." It was the pizza delivery guy who saw me passed out drunk on the floor through the front door.
I think her version of saying goodnight was being flung over a guys shoulder as he said, "Bitch. You don't need no shoes."
I think not having bongs in close range is good for my academia
Ok! I picked up an anti-celebratory bottle of champagne on the way to dinner for her going to rehab. That's how I feel about this...
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A horseman, i repeat, a man on a horse downtown just told me i was gorgeous and my friends were not. Not drunk enough.
I'm drunk off vodka and I haven't eaten today. I've never felt more like Kirsten Cohen in my life.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I got wine drunk and bought a hedgehog.
Watching porn.....Adele is playing in the background...so many emotions right now...so many.
I'm fine. Heading home now...crying. Michael Bolton totally understands me!
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