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(916): View more from California

Just got yelled at by a priest...again.

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(516): View more from New York

my mother just offered to pay for my fake id.

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(310): View more from California

Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.

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(256): View more from Alabama

Would you want me to push you down the stairs OR throw you a baby shower?? Real talk

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(413): View more from Massachusetts

i don't even specifically remember last night, it's just one big wonderful lesbianic blur.

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(630): View more from Illinois

Dude, I went home and roller-bladed into her bedroom so I didn't have a 'walk' or shame in the morning..I wouldn't talk to her unless she refereed to me as Brink

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(918): View more from Oklahoma

We made a water bong out of a wine bottle... Being an architect major finally payed off.

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(805): View more from California

I feel I should send an apology letter to my anesthesiologist.

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(541): View more from Oregon

My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic

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