with her its the mind over matter factor, i dont mind and she dont matter
HELP! I am trapped in a douchebag ad... full of Affliction and Ed Hardy. Seriously? is he gonna leave his sunglasses on the entire 10 seconds of this encounter?
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
If I had a penis, I would stick it EVERYWHERE. I don't know what these guys are doing.
my goal is to not remember how i make a living by 9pm saturday night
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
I'm busy watching infomercials. I'd say I'll join you later, but I'm doing a shot every time they demonstrate how difficult life is WITHOUT this product. So I doubt I'll be able to walk in another... Maybe 40 minutes.
But feel free to join! A new infomercial starts in 12 minutes.
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
Your trash is full of condoms and yoohoos what a great life we live
Do you ever just feel the storm building inside of you that tells you you're ready for a giant indiscriminate fuckfest?
My uncle showed up to pick us up at the bar just as I bought a drink so I put it in my pocket #drunksmart
I'm only texting you this bc god forbid circumstances change when you wake up but currently santa is asleep on top of the washer and dryer.
Wanna get business drunk and go play golf?
Randomize
